To Lord Thurlow

"_I lay my branch of laurel down_."

"_THOU_ lay thy branch of _laurel_ down!"

Why, what thou'st stole is not enow;

And, were it lawfully thine own,

Does Rogers want it most, or thou?

Keep to thyself thy withered bough,

Or send it back to Doctor Donne:

Were justice done to both, I trow,

He'd have but little, and thou--none.

"_Then, thus, to form Apollo's crown_."

A crown! why, twist it how you will,

Thy chaplet must be foolscap still.

When next you visit Delphi's town,

Enquire amongst your fellow-lodgers,

They'll tell you Phoebus gave his crown,

Some years before your birth, to Rogers.

"_Let every other bring his own_."

When coals to Newcastle are carried,

And owls sent to Athens, as wonders,

From his spouse when the Regent's unmarried,

Or Liverpool weeps o'er his blunders;

When Tories and Whigs cease to quarrel,

When Castlereagh's wife has an heir,

Then Rogers shall ask us for laurel,

And thou shalt have plenty to spare.

"Then, thus, to form Apollo's crown,

(Let ev'ry other bring his own,)

I lay my branch of laurel down."]